More...Much More than meets the Eye!
04/25/2006
A report on the status of the Transformers movie is at http://aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=23105 . There’s a big human cast attached to the movie…I hope the movie is not about them (and I hope the first image on the movie is Megatron squishing Bernie Mac).
Anyway…
24 POWER HOUR REVIEW!
You gotta love Jack’s hooded sweatshirt. I think he stole it from Harry Potter. DAMMIT POTTER! I NEED THIS NOW! THE SECURITY OF THE COUNTRY IS AT STAKE! That and the almighty Jack Sack is back! As well as Black Bauer! Didja see how Black Bauer’s team took down Robocop’s team? Regular Jack couldn’t do that! Plus- Robocop says DAMN! And not DAMMIT! But the FLOTUS says DAMMIT! Heller’s dead? He at least redeemed himself. Is Audrey still drippy? Looks like she dried up a bit. So, is the Homeland Security Lady on our side now? Will the harassment thing return to haunt the other Homeland Security Guy (I hope so)? Jack on a plane? Are there any Chinese Diplomats on board? I hope so! But it looks like they’re full of Europeans; Jack’s already pissed off the Germans, is the entire EU next?
And what if (as other internet people have wondered) the plane crashes on an island and the all end up…LOST? This Jack and his magic bag will figure out the deal with the island…in 24 hours or less!
FIVE STARS!
Plus from my Spam (because you all love potted meat):
You know you grew up in the 80's if......
1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "SIKE."
2. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" and can do the
"Carlton."
3. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy.
4. Two words: Hammer Pants.
5. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.
6. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a
knot on the side.
7. You wore stone washed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of it.
8. L.A.Gear....need I say more?
9. You remember reading "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing" and all the
Ramona Quimby books.
10. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF."
11. You ever wore fluorescent clothing. (Some of us...head-to-toe).
12. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell
off and his cheeks shifted.
13. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after every sentence.
14. You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes (and probably in neon colors,too).
15. After you saw "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure" you kept saying "I know you
are, but what am I?
16. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up."
17. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates.
18. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide.
19. You have played with a Skip-It.
20. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonalds.
21. You've gone through this nodding your head in agreement.
22. "Don't worry, be happy."
23. You wore, like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top Reeboks.
24. You wore socks scrunched down (and sometimes still do).
25. You remember boom boxes.
26. You remember Alf, the li'l furry brown alien from Melmac.
27. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool.
28. You know all the words to Bon Jovi's "SHOT THROUGH THE HEART."
29. (You just sang those words to yourself.)
30. You remember watching Magic vs. Bird. Oh yeah......it wil be that good again
31. Homemade Levi shorts... (The shorter the better.)
32. You remember when mullets were cool!
33. You had a mullet!
34. You still sing "We are the World."
35. You tight rolled your jeans.
36. You owned a banana clip.
37. You remember "Where's the Beef?
38. You used to (and probably still do) say "What you talkin' 'bout Willis?"
39. You had big hair and you knew how to use it.
40. You wanted to be a 'Goonie'
You're still singing "Shot through the Heart" in your head, aren't you!!!
________________________________________________________________________
http://www.myspace.com/catterpillarboy
http://catterpillarboy.blogspot.com/
A report on the status of the Transformers movie is at http://aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=23105 . There’s a big human cast attached to the movie…I hope the movie is not about them (and I hope the first image on the movie is Megatron squishing Bernie Mac).
Anyway…
24 POWER HOUR REVIEW!
You gotta love Jack’s hooded sweatshirt. I think he stole it from Harry Potter. DAMMIT POTTER! I NEED THIS NOW! THE SECURITY OF THE COUNTRY IS AT STAKE! That and the almighty Jack Sack is back! As well as Black Bauer! Didja see how Black Bauer’s team took down Robocop’s team? Regular Jack couldn’t do that! Plus- Robocop says DAMN! And not DAMMIT! But the FLOTUS says DAMMIT! Heller’s dead? He at least redeemed himself. Is Audrey still drippy? Looks like she dried up a bit. So, is the Homeland Security Lady on our side now? Will the harassment thing return to haunt the other Homeland Security Guy (I hope so)? Jack on a plane? Are there any Chinese Diplomats on board? I hope so! But it looks like they’re full of Europeans; Jack’s already pissed off the Germans, is the entire EU next?
And what if (as other internet people have wondered) the plane crashes on an island and the all end up…LOST? This Jack and his magic bag will figure out the deal with the island…in 24 hours or less!
FIVE STARS!
Plus from my Spam (because you all love potted meat):
You know you grew up in the 80's if......
1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "SIKE."
2. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" and can do the
"Carlton."
3. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy.
4. Two words: Hammer Pants.
5. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.
6. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a
knot on the side.
7. You wore stone washed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of it.
8. L.A.Gear....need I say more?
9. You remember reading "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing" and all the
Ramona Quimby books.
10. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF."
11. You ever wore fluorescent clothing. (Some of us...head-to-toe).
12. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell
off and his cheeks shifted.
13. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after every sentence.
14. You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes (and probably in neon colors,too).
15. After you saw "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure" you kept saying "I know you
are, but what am I?
16. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up."
17. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates.
18. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide.
19. You have played with a Skip-It.
20. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonalds.
21. You've gone through this nodding your head in agreement.
22. "Don't worry, be happy."
23. You wore, like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top Reeboks.
24. You wore socks scrunched down (and sometimes still do).
25. You remember boom boxes.
26. You remember Alf, the li'l furry brown alien from Melmac.
27. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool.
28. You know all the words to Bon Jovi's "SHOT THROUGH THE HEART."
29. (You just sang those words to yourself.)
30. You remember watching Magic vs. Bird. Oh yeah......it wil be that good again
31. Homemade Levi shorts... (The shorter the better.)
32. You remember when mullets were cool!
33. You had a mullet!
34. You still sing "We are the World."
35. You tight rolled your jeans.
36. You owned a banana clip.
37. You remember "Where's the Beef?
38. You used to (and probably still do) say "What you talkin' 'bout Willis?"
39. You had big hair and you knew how to use it.
40. You wanted to be a 'Goonie'
You're still singing "Shot through the Heart" in your head, aren't you!!!
________________________________________________________________________
http://www.myspace.com/catterpillarboy
http://catterpillarboy.blogspot.com/
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