Earth Hates You (now with gooder English)

Thousand Oaks in California is burning. Almost thirty other forest fires are raging in the western portion of the continental United States. And they are lasting weeks longer that they did twenty years ago. And it is all attributable to global warming. Somewhere, Al Gore is laughing and saying I Told You So. Elswehere, Mother Gaia is prepping her arsenal for retribution.

Mother Earth hates you for hurting her.