Rage & Fury

November 10, 2006

So how is it that the Terminator is the governor of California again?

And George Allen, the Senator from Virginia who hates Asians and likes to call them names lost his Senate seat in this week’s elections to Democrat Jim Webb. That is great news. What is disturbing is that Allen lost by only 0.31% of the votes.

And locally, the guy who used to be a cheerleader is the Governor of Texas again.

And Rumsfeld is gone.

Now, let us draft him to Iraq.

Now this is not an original thought, I stole it from Steven Grant: A dolphin has been found with rear fins that are possibly a form of vestigial legs. Mr. Grant proposes that they are actually evolving to return to land as the seas become more inhospitable. Well, they are the second smartest creatures on this planet. Plus there is plenty of beef on land to accommodate the lack of food from the sea.

And all that human flesh, succulent, sweet human flesh.

Oh, well.

Rob Cohen is making another Bruce Lee related movie (he directed the decent Dragon: The Bruce Lee story) tentatively titled Rage & Fury. Lately he is better known for doing popcorn flicks (and guilty pleasures) like the first Fast & The Furious and Stealth (which just wants so much to be Macross). But reading the script review of this new Bruce Lee inspired flick at Latinoreview just wants to make me puke. A bullied kid, Ethan Gunner, starts to learn martial arts to defend himself and gets mentored by the ghost of Bruce whose dialogue is snipped from his various movies and interviews? I see no good can come out of this.

Linda Lee Cadwell must need the money. Get Betty Ting Pei to Rob Cohen’s house A.S.A.P.! I hear he has a headache.


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